parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
we get from parent sex jokes to hitler
All conversations eventually lead to Hitler
a baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.
If I fits, I sits
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
same here I just get offended like I came here for a boner where is it
even if your a girl i want to feel the magic of a girl boner too
What’s best is when there’s no boner, then you have to “adjust” your laying position of your hips until there is one <3
when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just