May 2013
alifechasingghosts:
sarcastic-butterfly:
Roosters don’t even have teeth wtf
it’s honestly just because they couldn’t call their company “Cockbite”
vvyoming:
i’m only as strong as my internet signal
casfeathers:
mixgoldenphoenix:
gracelesscas:
i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas
“I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?”
“You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”
j2annon:
fucking dean winchester who reads kurt vonnegut and harper lee and can shoot a gun with the best of them and knows how to talk to kids and doesn’t trust easily but loves fiercely and is the best damn hunter the world has ever seen and drinks too much because he cares too much and makes the greatest homemade burgers and keeps a photo of his mother by his bed and ugh.
I just noticed:
blackrapture1990:
Dean Winchester was pulled out of Hell on September 18, 2008. It was a Thursday. This can be considered a ‘rebirth day’. The Angel of Thursday is Castiel.
Sam Winchester was born on May 2, 1983, it was a Monday. The Angel of Monday is Gabriel.
4 tags
esmethenotsogreat:
Sweden: where Final Fantasy characters exist in real life
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
3ds more like $200 pokemon machine
stopharry2013:
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
jackoffrost:
“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods
tuucker:
isis-:
noahstillsversustheworld:
everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just… amazing
and I sit here like
Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??
that’s lotad you uncultured shit
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
