my dad hid in the shower once with a Jar Jar Binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
This is beautiful. This needs to win a Pulitzer, and the Prix Goncourt…even though the latter is usually reserved for francophone literature…
For this, the Frog judges will make an exception.
this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES